Headlines That Pose a Danger to Your Keyboard and Monitor

"Obama sees $40 billion savings in spending reforms" [link]

"Geithner: Obama to fight international tax dodgers" [link] Insiders say those that are domestic and with cabinet level positions should be safe.

"Bernanke Says U.S. May Need to Expand Bank Rescue" [link] He later commented it is already too late he just wants more FRN's so he can personally invest in precious metals.

Well that's all I can take of this type of stuff today. I may try to keep this up for a little bit. A sense of humor is always a good thing to have.